Sunday, January 7, 2007

What is the best way to get to know a (wo)man?

What is the best way to get to know a man, a woman...anyone? Do you glance and look away if they're not as pretty as you are or as you want them to be? Do you converse until they bore you to tears or fuck you, whichever comes first? Do you admire them from a far, gathering worthless facts that you hope might one day impress them but really just scare them away? Do you read what they really have to say about both themselves and the word around them?
I'm Jeanette. The youngest contributer to this blog (at least as far as I know) and one of only two females. If you're one of those stalker-esque fact collectors you might like to know that I drink too much coke for my own good, like dying my hair red even though it rarely turns out well, wear glasses and happen to be bisexual. But what does all that really say about who I am? If you were trying to buy me a gift what would it be? Flowers, chocolates, a video game? Would you love me or hate me? Would you fuck me?
And...after all that, do you want to know me better? If you do, try this, read what I have to say. The best way to get to know me is to read what I have to say and try thinking about it. About what everyone here has to say, you won't find a single stale opinion among them. And if you do then we're not doing our jobs.

-Jeanette

5 comments:

Joshua Cohen said...

Well. That's an...interesting introduction. =]

Welcome aboard Jeanette.

Do you sing and dance?

Anonymous said...

badly.

Joshua Cohen said...

Not important. =]

It's the cosmic dance, you know.

Yanira Taveras said...

Hi Jeanette =]

Anonymous said...

ooh, the Time Warp?

And hi yanira! **waves frantically**